Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she peed on how many people?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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