don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Im part way to drunk.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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