We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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