yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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