I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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