the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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