soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
