does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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