She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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