girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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