I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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