Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he fucked my hip out of place.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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