you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Every concussion has its silver lining
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She's not a foreskin expert like you
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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