youre lurking in front of me
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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