when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just want nice things and good sex
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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