You made me cry and you don't even care
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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