we were pretty classy up until the second keg
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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