More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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