My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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