When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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