did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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