And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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