do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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