Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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