a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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