Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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