I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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