So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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