is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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