It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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