Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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