I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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