Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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