new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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