What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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