Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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