He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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