You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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