Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
How does one acquire holy water?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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