I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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