But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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