Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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