so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
either way he was missing a nipple.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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