For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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