Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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