yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
That accounts for only three of the penises
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
