I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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