Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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