Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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