"it" just moved
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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